21st Century Whore

Hey put the lights on me please
'Cause I'mma start my striptease

Make me glow in soft yellow

Because I'm gonna start mellow

Strutting to the center stage

As I start on another page

Which juicy secret to divulge?

Which fancy thought must I indulge?

I need some scandal, make it quick

Some filth, some dirty little trick

I need to bask in adulation

Love and hate and adoration

Which must I serve from my thought cauldron?

Have you a taste for some rebellion?

Lambast some social institution

With choicest verbal ammunition

Or perhaps you have a craving

For a tale of love and longing

Served with despair and a dash of irony

Washed down with salty tears aplenty

Now for dessert, nothing is better

Than sweaty bodies on a platter

Come closer dear, taste naked skin

There's nothing better than secret sin

Oh there's just nothing I wouldn't do

To steal your eyes and keep them glued

Foment more rumors, stir more gossip

To sear my name on every lip

'Cause I'm your 21st century whore

Spotlights and hot seats I adore

Who cares if I'm on a downward spiral

So long as my story becomes viral

They say I'm the fool with no ambition

Trapped in a life with no real traction

But they don't know that my real mission

Is to be the center of attention