WARNING: This entry is not for underage readers. I'm telling you, do NOT continue reading if you're not very keen on reading rated material. This warning is especially for my underage students! DO NOT READ THIS! This is for my adult readers only!
I just had this crazy thought while I was riding a bus home. But before reading the rest of this, don't judge me too fast alright? I'm not always in this sexualized mood. It's just that this idea is too crazy and funny for me not to share it with you. I had a great time thinking these out. Laugh trip 'to! This is done solely for the fun of it, ok? Don't go ranting to me about decency or some such holiness. Today, I am taking a break from those.
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Presenting the new Harry Potter series, chronicling Harry's sexual exploits which were excluded in the published books for the sake of its young readers. We all know that Harry is an orphan, therefore, while not in school or before he went to Hogwarts, he has spent a considerable time alone, thinking by himself. Fantasizing about having sex with luscious women... and men. And once he grew of age and was released from his Privet Drive home... Magical things finally happen!
Book 1: Harry Potter and the Sorcerer Stoned
While rambling through Diagon Alley, lost and bewildered by his surroundings, Harry came upon a youngish-looking sorcerer who was on a high from taking the wizard equivalent of Muggle drugs. This stoned sorcerer led Harry to a hidden darker alley where lust roams free, and Harry, young as he was, soon finds for himself what the word "magic" really means.
While rambling through Diagon Alley, lost and bewildered by his surroundings, Harry came upon a youngish-looking sorcerer who was on a high from taking the wizard equivalent of Muggle drugs. This stoned sorcerer led Harry to a hidden darker alley where lust roams free, and Harry, young as he was, soon finds for himself what the word "magic" really means.
Book 2: Harry Potter and the Chamber Pot of Secrets
Harry came upon a mysterious-looking chamber pot while looking for somewhere to take a leak after having sex with a veela. Little did he know than when he pulled his dick out of his boxers to answer nature's call, this chamber pot will be mysteriously activated, bringing to life his forbidden sexual fantasies which, if they only knew, would make his parents rise from their graves.
Harry came upon a mysterious-looking chamber pot while looking for somewhere to take a leak after having sex with a veela. Little did he know than when he pulled his dick out of his boxers to answer nature's call, this chamber pot will be mysteriously activated, bringing to life his forbidden sexual fantasies which, if they only knew, would make his parents rise from their graves.
Book 3: Harry Potter and the Threesomer of Azkaban
During Harry Potter's brief stay in Azkaban, he anticipated that he will be spending his imprisoned days in despair because of the loathsome dementors. On the contrary, after his first night of staying there, he found that he could actually have a swell time with the dementors for they cannot only suck the happiness out of you very well, they can also suck his thing even better!
During Harry Potter's brief stay in Azkaban, he anticipated that he will be spending his imprisoned days in despair because of the loathsome dementors. On the contrary, after his first night of staying there, he found that he could actually have a swell time with the dementors for they cannot only suck the happiness out of you very well, they can also suck his thing even better!
Book 4: Harry Potter and the Pantylet of Fire
Harry just couldn't contain his jealousy any longer. After the Yule Ball, he rushed to the Ravenclaw common room to have a quickie with the pretty Cho Chang. It was common gossip that Cho was still a virgin despite having a number of horny boyfriends, and Harry, thinking that he was Hogwart's Champion in all aspects, wanted to gain more glory if he was the one to deflower the pristine girl. Little did he know that Cho was cursed into forever wearing a Pantylet of Fire, which will make her sex mates come into full orgasm even without getting her fully naked. Harry now faces the toughest sexual challenge of his life - to stop his orgasm from coming so that he will be able to enter Cho's uncultivated paradise.
Harry just couldn't contain his jealousy any longer. After the Yule Ball, he rushed to the Ravenclaw common room to have a quickie with the pretty Cho Chang. It was common gossip that Cho was still a virgin despite having a number of horny boyfriends, and Harry, thinking that he was Hogwart's Champion in all aspects, wanted to gain more glory if he was the one to deflower the pristine girl. Little did he know that Cho was cursed into forever wearing a Pantylet of Fire, which will make her sex mates come into full orgasm even without getting her fully naked. Harry now faces the toughest sexual challenge of his life - to stop his orgasm from coming so that he will be able to enter Cho's uncultivated paradise.
Book 5: Harry Potter and the Order of the Penis
Harry was finally irritated by the comings and goings of the pain from his scar since it keeps on disrupting his sexual activities. He searches through the Hogwarts library for a cure to stop this annoyance. With Hermione's help, he came upon this spell which might just do the trick. The thing worked and for a few days, he was able to completely enjoy this new freedom. But just as things were turning for the better, Harry discovered that he had a new problem - he just couldn't control his sexual urges anymore. Classes are disrupted by him jacking off in the classroom. Filch is in an uproar for catching him fucking someone in the corridor every night. His classmates' wands gave off an indescribably foul smell because he sticks them up his ass when they're not looking. When Snape throws him in detention to clean stuff in the dungeons, he fucks Snape himself. For Harry is not in control of himself anymore, he now follows the Order of his Penis.
Harry was finally irritated by the comings and goings of the pain from his scar since it keeps on disrupting his sexual activities. He searches through the Hogwarts library for a cure to stop this annoyance. With Hermione's help, he came upon this spell which might just do the trick. The thing worked and for a few days, he was able to completely enjoy this new freedom. But just as things were turning for the better, Harry discovered that he had a new problem - he just couldn't control his sexual urges anymore. Classes are disrupted by him jacking off in the classroom. Filch is in an uproar for catching him fucking someone in the corridor every night. His classmates' wands gave off an indescribably foul smell because he sticks them up his ass when they're not looking. When Snape throws him in detention to clean stuff in the dungeons, he fucks Snape himself. For Harry is not in control of himself anymore, he now follows the Order of his Penis.
Book 6: Harry Potter and the Half-Clad Prince
Harry has decided to put his sexual escapades at bay since Dumbledore has already warned him of being expelled from Hogwarts if he continues in his malicious behavior. To remedy this, Dumbledore invites Harry to stay and talk with him often in his office so that Harry's mind would be prevented from going to greener grounds. But misfortune seems to befall Harry whatever he does. Coming to Dumbledore's office later than usual, he catches the Headmaster in a private moment with his boxers off. Incredibly, Harry falls in love with what he has discovered lurking in the nether regions of the old man. This fatherly relationship has grown scandalously absurd because to Harry, Dumbledore is not his mentor anymore, from then on, he will always be his one and only Half-Clad Prince.
Harry has decided to put his sexual escapades at bay since Dumbledore has already warned him of being expelled from Hogwarts if he continues in his malicious behavior. To remedy this, Dumbledore invites Harry to stay and talk with him often in his office so that Harry's mind would be prevented from going to greener grounds. But misfortune seems to befall Harry whatever he does. Coming to Dumbledore's office later than usual, he catches the Headmaster in a private moment with his boxers off. Incredibly, Harry falls in love with what he has discovered lurking in the nether regions of the old man. This fatherly relationship has grown scandalously absurd because to Harry, Dumbledore is not his mentor anymore, from then on, he will always be his one and only Half-Clad Prince.
Hahaha! What can you say? Will you ever find anyone else as creative (and green-minded) as I am? Who knows, I might actually write these books in the future. Beware!
if ayaw u nang mging chemist u pwede kang mgshift sa pagiging writer. Sir bry publish your blogs and sure it will be a hit
ReplyDeletehow dare you use harry potter for your sexual fantasies!!!!!
ReplyDeletepero funny xa ha. oink.u
hahaha!i enjoyed reading it! =)
ReplyDeletelufet mo kuya bry!
ReplyDeletehindi kaya i-jynx ka ni Harry niyan? hehe
killer..i wouldn't think you had in in you!! har har har
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